♥♥

thiscantbecured:

do you ever just remember that you’re gonna be you for the rest of your life and think “ah shit”

halalcocaine:

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

catlips001:

dizzyybun:

catlips001:

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

Let me see it

leafgreen6:

riverdahlia-vs-assholes:

prolifeproliberty:

phosphorescentt:

phosphorescentt:

If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

I want everyone who disagrees with this post to come back to me in a couple years and tell me how that shit worked out.

Note: if your relationship can’t survive a semester or a year apart, it’s probably not going to survive the rest of your life.

Also, if your SO can’t be supportive of your education/career goals, they’re probably not the right person for you.

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

kirbymongerr:

nudne:

kikithegirl:

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

(Source: scyfur)

halleregina:

halleregina:

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

• The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
  
• Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
• People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
• It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 
• Regular customers included:
• A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
• A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
• An actual group of Neo-Nazis
• An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
• Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
• A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
• I have more these are just off the top of my head

I can’t believe I forgot

• two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
  
• I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

(Source: halles-comet)

zsnes:

galaxy-bath-bomb:

localaussietrashcan:

zsnes:

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

Tranch

Tranch

im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return

kanzhie:

Best fucking tweet 😂